I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.
I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.
I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.
I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura
(via ihaskidgloves)
I banged a condom because I love marijuana. [Mine makes no sense]
I ate out a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Trufax.
I stabbed a homeless guy because I love marijuana. Grim, but makes sense.