Woman: [talking to Jack] Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls - and too many toys can be over-stimulating for an infant - Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with!
Dr Cox: Oh, that’s funny, ‘cause Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady who just spent the last half hour chain-smoking and talking on her cell phone, while her kid ate sand, would come over to two complete strangers and give them parenting advice.
Jordan: Oh, oh. He also thanked me for not naming him Brantley.