dailyseinfeld:(via The Pitch)
[phone rings]
JERRY: Uh, sorry, Excuse me one second. Hello.
TEL: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
JERRY: Oh, gee, I can’t talk right now. Why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you later.
TEL: Uh, I’m sorry we’re not allowed to do that.
JERRY: Oh, I guess you don’t want people calling you at home.
TEL: No.
JERRY: Well now you know how I feel. [Hangs up]